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Barcelona @ Athletic Bilbao Preview: Cooking Lions With Chef Guardiola
By: Pedro |Well, we’re stuck in it now, aren’t we? With the quickest of glances at the upcoming schedule, you’d reckon that Pep, Tito and Co. will have to sharpen their knives and put on their cowboy boots for what’s about to happen.
You see, they don’t just hand out stadium nicknames like bits of corn candy [...]
Barça players and the International Break: this time we swear in French
By: Ade C. |So this is it, boys and girls, the end of international break. Let’s hear that sigh of relief and the raucous celebrations because (with the exception of Touré and Keita leaving for the African Cup), our boys are home to stay until the next year at least.
And what did this day of friendlies and World [...]
A quick query on the renewal of a certain Mexican’s contract.
By: Joan |An old Mexican man, worn from years of work and the testing weight of life, once told me as I stood in (for the night) the oddly contemplative McDonalds, waiting for possibly the most time-consuming six pack of McNuggets I’d ever ordered: “The broken man comes back strong and desperate, the gently caressed comes back [...]
Barça players and the International Break: Spain, Argentina and the meaning of ‘friendly’
By: Ade C. |So, yesterday was the first day of friendlies, World Cup qualifiers and playoffs of this maligned international break, and those of our boys who had been called up by their respective NTs were in the thick of things, as usual (except for Chygrynskiy, who didn’t play in the match that Ukraine played to a goalless [...]
FC Barcelona 5, Cultural Leonesa 0, a.k.a. “We feel pretty!”
By: Ade C. |Forgive any typos you might find in this post, as I find that typing whilst bouncing gleefully on your seat and humming “Tot el camp” is not conductive to good spelling.
Yesterday’s was one of those pretty, gleeful matches that culés (and football aficionados everywhere) can only sit back and enjoy while they happen, and then [...]
FC Barcelona vs Cultural Leonesa: how to play in the midst of a stampede. An international stampede.
By: Ade C. |Yes, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. FC Barcelona players have way too much class to trample anyone in their rush to leave for international pastures. I assume they will politely excuse themselves before leaving, but the point remains that someone is going to actually have to go on the pitch to defend the 0-2 [...]
Review: Barcelona’s lethargy, Mallorca’s misfortune, and how Ibrahimovic is “Il Magnifico”
By: Joan |A solitary flag, claret and blue, stands where two lines meet. When it comes to Barcelona, a few keywords are in constant rotation: possession, eminence, Lionel Messi, brilliant, short (and yet the likes of Piqué, Chygrynskiy, Touré, Busquets, and Ibrahimovic tower over most), tiki-taka, Real Madrid, set-pieces (I can’t include any sort of formatting that [...]
La Liga Preview: FC Barcelona vs Real Mallorca
By: Ade C. |Even thought everyone seems to have forgotten in the face of the catastrophe that is our coming to a draw in our last two matches, we have an important match to play on Saturday. We need to re-establish our superiority over the whole wide world after having stumbled over Osasuna and Rubin Kazan. RM is [...]
Barcelona 0, Rubin Kazan 0 – I can’t believe it’s not butter (better)!
By: Cameron |And so I command, and so it shall be done.
Or at least, that’s what Pep wanted to have happen tonight. It didn’t quite turn out that way. Barcelona, traveling to the frigid unknowns of Municipal Institution Football Club Rubin Kazan and their home in Kazan. It was supposed to be a day [...]
Champions’ League: Rubin Kazan Vs. Barcelona. And much more.
By: Ramzi |Marching to Kazan!
You can feel the lack of satisfaction between Barcelona fans this season. It’s basically a result of high expectations. The satisfaction stocks rise and fall on weekly bases the same as the team performance varies. Every game has its own story, but still there are common denominators between all the matches Barcelona played [...]






