Two notes before we get started: 1, feel free to take the image above and make it better. My photoshop skills end before smudging. 2. Feel free to help me out by actually knowing how to write the pronunciation guides (but I would appreciate it if they’re done in Spanish if they’re Spanish words, or in Catalan if they’re Catalan words).

C
Camp Nou [Cahm no] n.
1. Heaven.

Clásico, el [el clah-see-co] n.
1. The most important day of the Cule calender (calendario de jornadas, Sp): When do we celebrate El Clásico this year, Papa?

Cule [Cu-lai] -s
n.
1. An FC Barcelona supporter
adj
2. Of or pertaining to cultured, intelligent thought: This novel made me think a lot, it’s very cule.

Culer -s
see Cule.

I
Iniesta [Ee-nee-es-ta]
v
1. Do something absolutely amazing and yet be unable to produce a final product. “Wow, that painting was awesome until he spilled paint all over it moments away from completion.”
2. Be ghostlike white.

M
Merengue [Me-RENG-ge] -s
n.
1. A follower of Real Madrid
inferior (adj):
1. lower in place or position; closer to the bottom
2. of comparatively low grade; poor in quality: This Budweiser is really merengue.
3. acting or performing in a way that is comparatively poor or mediocre.
naive (adj):
1. having or marked by a simple, unaffectedly direct style reflecting little or no formal training or technique: Your art is too, how do you say, merengue for this gallery.

Y
Yaya [YaYa']; -ed v.
1. To dominate completely and utterly; Not allowing to express one’s skills in football by closely marking and tackling: Raul was Yayaed during El Clásico and was unable to influence the game.
2. To terrify with physical dominance.