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Holy Blaugrana Batman!
By: Pedro |
15 Comments
It’s back! That’s right, the Barcelona blog has finally come out of hiding with a new look. From now on, the best blog on The Offside will be covered by a multi-headed Barcelona blogging chimera. Well, at least that’s what Daryl would have you believe. Yes, it’s true that this team has multiple heads, but [...]
slow news day
By: Iggy | 25 Comments
It’s been a slow news day (footywise) so I would like to take advantage of this brief rest to turn to a lockerroom issue that might need observation. As we all know, last season LordPep would rally the troops behind Coldplay’s Viva La Vida. We have already seen him trade Eto’o for Ibracadabra as an [...]
Barcelona, I love you but…
By: Iggy | 40 Comments
In the interest of entertainment (as in not news/analysis) lets take a step back and look at our team/coaching staff/administration. Odds are, with that many people together there’s bound to be someone/something that you don’t like…and that’s OK. So how about we all take a cathartic moment and just let it out, what do you [...]
Caption This!
By: Kevin | 173 Comments
You all know how this works. I’d say let’s keep suggestions within the bounds of good taste, but I know how you kids are!
Have fun.
Caption This! Pt. 3
By: Isaiah | 69 Comments
I declare Larm the winner of Caption This! Pt. 2 with a timely pop culture reference to heavy drinking. Congratulations!
So, now, do your thing below, kiddies.
Category: NonsenseCaption This! Pt. II
By: Kevin | 238 Comments
Corinne was the winner of the last go-round (in my strictly informal, not at all scientific voting, based solely on quality of belly laugh). New week, new go-round. Ready….set….caption!
Barcelona in the USA: Will You Be There? [EDITED]
By: Isaiah | 62 Comments
Dates edited to reflect local time rather than previously listed Spanish time
So our beloved blaugrana is going to be in Los Estados Unidos de America for a little preseason tour.
Aug 21: vs LA Galaxy
Aug 65: vs Seattle Sounders
Aug 98: vs Chivas, in San Francisco (Candelstick Park, listed incorrectly, I think, as Monster Park on the [...]
Category: NonsenseWe got us some more Yaya
By: Kevin | 260 Comments
Pond Scum Seluk, agent of our man crush object, says that a deal has been done, and The Yaya will zoom down from Planet Man to sign the deal, probably on Friday.
Whether it is simply a big, fat raise or a raise and and extension, depends on where you look. EMD says raise. Sport says [...]
L’Affaire Eto’o (the latest), a.k.a. “Please baby, please, baby baby baby please!”
By: Kevin | 112 Comments
What does this man want? Money? Fame? A ticket to Milan? To spit in the face of the club that has brought him so much fame and glory? To be understood and lavished with wads of cash? Love?
Good question.
This guy is news, because he is the key to so many things. If he stays, [...]
I want to believe….I do….I do
By: Kevin | 87 Comments
Dear Joan:
These are the times that try cule souls. That other Spanish team just bought Kaka, for 67 million. In the same week, they bought themselves a Thong Boy, for 94 million. Word is that David Villa is next on the list, probably for around 50 million.
Our finance chief, Xavier Sala i Martin, is wondering [...]
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