FC Barcelona 1, Real Madrid 1 (3-1 aggr.), Or, All Hail The Last Clásico.

By: Ade C. | May 4th, 2011
   

Everyone… yes, that includes you looking at the screen… take a bow! We survived the Four Clásicos of the Apocalypse. We are amazing! WE DID IT!

And it wasn’t even a bad match…

Seeing this is worth more than a good match, anyway...

Seeing this is worth more than a good match, anyway...

Now, it wasn’t the dazzling display of god-like football that Clásicos nowadays are supposed to be, but compared with the drab 1-1 draw in La Liga, the ultimately disappointing 0-1 loss in CDR, and the embarrassing –from both sides- 0-2 win in the first leg of the semis, last night’s match was a lot closer to the Platonic ideal of Clásico.

Pep went with the same old ‘Best Barça XI’ –VV, Alves, Piqué, Mascherano, Puyol, Busquets, Xavi, Iniesta and the MVPs- which sounds impressive until you realise that we just don’t have the squad to play anything else; our bench was a hodge-podge of baby canteranos, players coming from injury, and SUPER ABIDAL, back when we least expected him.

Meanwhile, Mourinho, from his lair in a 5-star hotel, played Casillas, Arbeloa, Albiol, Carvalho, Marcelo, Lass, Alonso, Ronaldo, Kaka, Di María and Higuaín. Though with injury and suspension troubles too, RM’s squad is deep enough that they could afford to bench people like Özil or Benzema. However, Pepe’s suspension and Khedira’s injury –and Granero’s, um, I don’t know- meant that Mourinho couldn’t start with 3 DMs, making it a more attacking side.

As usual, the first fifteen minutes were crazy. Real Madrid went all out, putting crazy pressure on us from the midfield onwards, while Barça players were still getting their bearings and trying to understand why the ball never left our own damned half. A few creative clearances and much nail-biting later, the match settled down and the Barça players with it, regaining possession enough that we didn’t have to shout VV’s name every two minutes.

San Iker's halo is showing...

San Iker's halo is showing...

Conceding so early in the match would have been deadly for us. Against a team like Madrid, a two-goal advantage is preciously little. Holding on and weathering that first spell of pressure allowed Barça to wrestle back the control of the match from RM –who couldn’t keep up the pressure for long- and then do what Barça does best: playing tiki-taka until a golden chance to score comes along.

And golden chances were what we had: a great CK that saw a Busi header saved by San Iker –had he scored, Busi would’ve become the only player this season to score against both RM and Barça-, shots by Messi saved or gone wide, Villa shots saved or gone high… you get the point. It was Barça gone on the attack, like we hadn’t had the pleasure of seeing in quite a while.

Our defence were smart enough not to drift too high, though, because Real Madrid’s counters were fast and would have been deadly if it hadn’t been for the Amazing VV and a Piqué who is a million times better when he’s in the presence of Puyol.

It was 0-0 at HT, but there was very little disappointment. The match had been vibrant, both teams had had their chances, and while there was a constant stream of fouls befalling ‘pobre Messi’, the ref was doing an appropriate job at keeping the match from devolving into a brawl.

The start of the second half saw the first ‘zomg, controversial!’ move of the match. Higuaín scored, but the goal was disallowed.

People at the LiveBlog can attest that my first reaction -after, “damn it!”- was “Damn it, Masche, don’t /&#€$%$ dive! If they disallow this goal because of your &%&((/%$#@ dive, we’ll never hear the end of it!”. But… was it because of Masche’s dive? Or was it because of Cristiano’s dive that led to Masche’s –still reprehensible- dive? Piqué touched –touched, not fouled- CRon, who went down, which prompted Masche falling like a game of demented dominoes.

So, first to dive, first to lose?

You are only amateurs! Let me give you a lesson...

You are only amateurs! Let me give you a lesson...



In any case, the goal was disallowed. Correct or not, that was the ref’s decision. If you don’t agree with it, let’s talk about the introduction of video-replays in football. If you think the ref did this to ingratiate himself with Barça, let’s ask Bojan –whose perfectly nice goal was disallowed last year by the same ref.

The goal, however, was a symptom. Real Madrid were again on the warpath, cranking up the pressure on a Barça that, damn it, better start learning how to play 100% from the first minute.

And then, VV to the rescue. Not only is he an amazing goalie and our best CB when Puyol isn’t on the field, but he’s also our first attacking player. From his great pass to Alves, to Iniesta, to Pedrito, to the back of Casillas net.

An uncharacteristic goal for Barça, perhaps, but a lovely goal all the same.

Of course, never are Real Madrid more dangerous than when they are injured. Adebayor came in for Higuaín –who’d played a very good match, considering how long he was out injured- and then Özil came in for Kaká –who, bless his heart, has had a more difficult return from injury than Pipita. Things got moving again, and this time they were going straight for VV’s goal.

DiMaría sneaked past Masche, hit the goalpost, caught the rebound and passed it on to Marcelo -again, past Masche-, who slotted it past VV.

It was coming. It was fair, although we all know that football is anything but fair.

It was enough to give madridistas hope and culés heart-attacks.

It was enough for Pep to make the closest thing to a defensive sub that our depleted bench can muster: Villa came off for Keita, meaning that Iniesta moved into the left wing. The 4-3-3 remained the same, but Keita brought a more imposing physical presence, necessary as once again fouls started to rain down on the smaller Barça players.

The game had broken down a bit, by this point. Real Madrid were aware that it was unlikely they would score the two goals they needed, so they concentrated on preventing Barça from doing anything at all.

And then, the Camp Nou roared hard enough to rattle windows.

Eric Abidal was warming up. Less than two months after being diagnosed with a liver tumor and operated the very next day, our Abidazzling defender was back!

Pep subbed him in on the 90th minute, on what was more of a symbolic gesture than a time-wasting technique. The time-wasting was the sub of Ibi for Pedrito on the 92nd minute.

And curtain!

On an aggregate of 3-1, FC Barcelona won in the Champion League semi-finals against Real Madrid and booked a place in the Big Final at Wembley on May 28th.

It was a tough match. Real Madrid have improved vastly since last year and they have a deep, high-quality squad. They have shown that they know how to beat us (Copa del Rey) and that they can hold us to a draw. We won, and deservedly so, but ‘manitas’ are now a thing of the past. We can safely say we’ve met our match.


(video via 101greatgoals.com)

VV: 9. I like him more and more every day; solid goalkeeping, an incredible asset in defence and now he has a part in our goals too!

Alves: 8. Someone gave him a stern talking-to, because apart from one or two overly-dramatic interpretations of a foul, Dani was pretty good last night.

Mascherano: 7,5. The dive. But, apart from that, and considering that he’s a DM hastily drafted to play CB, he’s doing pretty well.
(Cristiano said after the match that “Mascherano didn’t play like this at Liverpool, it was Barça that taught him to cheat!”. Oh, Cris, darling, whine me a river. If you never saw Masche do this at Liverpool it must have been because you were too busy diving yourself.)

Piqué: 8,5. The improvement on Piqué’s whole attitude when Puyol is playing alongside him is something that scientists should study. He’s a completely different, and much better, defender this way.

Puyol: 9. At a venerable age in footballer years, coming back from a lengthy injury, and our Captain throws himself into clearances with abandon. What a force of nature! His return has been one of the best news of this month.

Busquets: 7. Another one who got a talking-to about diving… and even so, he embellished his falls whenever he could. On the one hand, he’s a very good DM; on the other hand, he’s a bit of an embarrassment. I miss Yaya!

Xavi: 8. Calm and in control. He could almost pass unobserved, so discreet is his work, but we would be nothing without him.

Iniesta: 7,5. It wasn’t Don Andrés’s best night, with a few misplaced passes and such, but even when he’s not at his best, he’s still pretty good.

Villa: 8.
This time, Casillas won their duels, but Villa had a few excellent chances and he absolutely pwned Arbeloa as many times as he wanted to.

Messi: 8. Kept out of the score-sheet by San Iker, he was nevertheless quick, inventive, and put in a lot of hard work between getting fouled enough to make ‘pobre Messi’ a Twitter Trending Topic.

Pedrito: 8. 610 minutes without scoring (since February, against Mallorca), and yet he was the one to beat Casillas. Well done, Pedroadrunner!

Keita (for Villa): 8. Did what he was brought in to do, help solidify our control over midfield.

Abidal (for Puyol): 10. MOTM. Just because he’s awesome.

Ibi Afellay (for Pedro): did he touch the ball?

And that’s it. The Clásicos are over –until summer, at least. We won some, lost some, drew some. We’re into the CL final, to meet either a ManUtd in search of revenge or a Schalke’04 with the well-known face of Raúl.

No more Clásicos!!!

No more Clásicos!!!

Now, to focus back on La Liga… the Catalan Derby is coming on Sunday, and we know that Espanyol is never an easy team to play!


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  • Jomarcadiz

    fc barcelona will be the champion


  • i almost cried when abidazzling stepped on the pitch.. i gave him a standing ovation in my living room too.. soo happy!

    anyway, we're off to wembley! hopefully this time, itll be controversy-free (if that's even possible)..

  • I give standing ovations to every Barca player... I sing the hymn and chants.. my friends think it's silly but it's overwhelmingly fun and makes you feel proud..

  • JR

    I'm so tired of Madrid's excuses...anyway great game and great to see Abidal back!
    I also really miss Yaya; he had so mych more class and talent than Busquets...he really is becoming a liability now.

  • Hey, Ade, he may be "only 20," but he looks even younger!

    http://lockerz.com/s/97357312

  • mtl3

    Is it me or the ref was definately not giving any fouls to Ronaldo and Dive Maria. On several occassions the ref would put his whistle to his lips and see who it was and not blow the whistle at all. I don't think Mou's bad mouthing the ref before the match helped his team at all when it came to fouls being called in their favour. They are actually lucky Carvalho was not sent of for at least two of the eleven fouls he committed on Messi (although it looked like he wanted to be sent of). Madrid can cry me a river for all i care and put all conspiracy theories that they like, they are not good enough against Barca and they are a bunch of thugs.

  • SeattleCule

    Great review, Ade, as usual. It's a great feeling to be going to the CL finals for the second time in 3 years, after our fifth semi-final in 6 years. Some people might feel this is because Barca has been consistenly superior in recent years, others might attribute it to the UEFA-UNICEF conspiracy, I just feel incredibly lucky to witness this team in action.

    To those complaining about Barca being cheats & divers, how we're disgusting and without dignity, well too bad our team hasn't been able to live up to your exalted standards. Good luck with your own.

  • jar

    Iniesta a 7.5??? What game were you watching? He was the best player on the pitch last night.

  • With the exception of Mascherano (the goal was rightfully disallowed but he was embellishing far to much for a jefecito), I was very proud of how the team comported itself last night. Madrid was roughing them up again, but following Messi's example of getting on with business, our previous trifecta of bad behaviour (Alves, Pedro and Busquets) shaped up in a big way. Which is just as well because Wembley is far too big a stage for those antics. Iniesta was another Barca player who used to go down easily, but seems to have realized that he's much more effective on his feet.

    And speaking of which, last night underscored why Iniesta is so important to the team (I say only behind Messi and Puyol, but then again, he's my favourite player). His agility, touch and passing make the whole attacking unit so much more dynamic. On the goal, you can see the RM defense back off when Iniesta collects the ball in midfield, respecting his dribbling, but giving him the time and space to thread that pass through the Pedro. Amazing.

  • Kage

    Brandon, good points, but the RM defense was backing off when Iniesta received the ball because Messi was making a run down the center. Two guys went with him, leaving Iniesta open. And don't forget Messi's dummy on the pass. That's why Pedro was so open. But what a lovely left-footed finish. Pedrocito is finally back!

    RM managed just three shots on target all game. Valdes actually had very little to do. Again, in terms of the run of play, a draw was a very favorable result for the EE. But just like the other draw in the series, it was a win for Barca.

  • Excitebuzz

    im sorry but how does pedro see barca through to wembley if it was a draw?? these 2 ties were absolutely disgusting to watch, pepe's red card for a studs up foul and higuain's cancelled goal for a mascherano dive.. ridiculous.. im not saying real would have come out winners, but have some dignity and fight fairly.. I would support any team in the final against barca

  • Well, if you would "support any team" against Barça, there is clearly nothing the club can do that would please you. So why do you pretend that your reservations have to do with specifics?

  • i really don't get the dive part..what i believe is it was a soft foul by pique on CRon but Masche didn't dive..ronaldo clearly fell on him. he could have made a sliding tackle and cleared the ball. so why would he take a chance and try to dive instead?

  • yeah I was thinking the same, the commentators and experts were calling it a late response but when you're running and something falls right on your heel you're bound to fall..I personally don't think it was a late response.

  • Cruyff

    Agree with Karim.
    Masch did not dive on. He was clearly tripped from the back by Ronaldo who was falling. Mascherano was ready to intercept the ball going towards Higuain when Ronaldo dropped on his ankle.
    I don't think any of our players dived yesterday.
    I just can't understand some of Barca players nowadays.
    We just played a great match, against a bunch of thugs, go to the CL finals, and some of us are still complaining that our players were diving.
    How about the record number of fouls by RM? That should be the focus.

  • that american

    Amazing commentary - I missed the game because I was travelling and was so happy to be able to read this - thanks!!!

  • Cruyff

    What I liked most about this current Barca team is that they are learning to adapt to conditions and to the game requirements. You can't play pretty soccer all the time. Like in the first leg, they played according to the conditions, remembering that they had the upper hand and it was up to RM to go for the goal. Having said that, the team slowly started to dominate the game and control it.
    Another good thing from the game was to see that Barca is getting better in set pieces and corner kicks.
    About Higuain goal: looking carefully at the replay, one can see the ref blowing the wistle as soon as CR collapses on top of Masch and before Higuain takes the shot. Great call by the ref.
    It was pathetic to see players like Alonso ou Adebayor, who used to be stars in their previous teams, now under Mou's team completely reduced to thugs distributing kicks and fouls left and right...

  • MikeM

    Mark your calendars Cules. There will be two more El Clasicos in August - the Spanish Super Cup, played between the league winner and the winner of the CDR.

  • Kage

    Nice to read your reviews, as always, Ade. You're always gracious to a fault in your ratings, and I won't carp about your being too positive -- but I thought you could have been kinder to Iniesta, whose pass to Pedro was a marvel. He was my MOTM, though Abidal is a good choice (in a more humane vein) as well.

    Here's what draws out my disputation: "They have shown that they know how to beat us (Copa del Rey) and that they can hold us to a draw. We won, and deservedly so, but ‘manitas’ are now a thing of the past. We can safely say we’ve met our match."

    I wouldn't say that Barca has met its match. In 3 of the 4 Clasicos the team absolutely accomplished its objective, and the EE did not; in the 4th, Barca dominated, and Casillas was the only thing that kept the EE in the match. In other words, it was damn close to 4 out of 4, which is stunning. Nor would I say that "they know how to beat us," since they only scored twice from the field in 4 matches. On the contrary, I think that if Barca had felt they needed to win either Clasico #1 or #4, they and not RM "knows how" to do it.

    Not only that, but playing the way they did in the first three Clasicos has brought the wrath of many Realites (di Stefano) and neutrals (Hiddink, Dalglish) down on Mourinho's head. If he were to continue to play that way against Barca, he wouldn't last long. Might not in any case. The neutral Danish observers (former greats Schmeichel, Elkjaer, and Brian Laudrup) all said that if they were president, they'd fire Mourinho in part for his crazy paranoid comments, but more for his anti-football tactics. So no, I don't think Real Madrid yet has a clue how to beat us. They're lucky they got the least of the three prizes, despite a team where one player cost more than our entire starting lineup.

  • It was shocking that the commentators kept on saying about Mache's dive, but left Ronalodo out. Even Ronaldo told Pique touched me and I fell down - TOUCHED - it was a typical Ronaldo dive and he actually fell clearly to Mache's leg. Mache could have continued, may be, but seeing the ball far away, he decided to dive. anyways.

    But I am surprised that no media is highlighting the performance of Messi yesterday. Except that no goal came through him, it was vintage Messi actually. Each and every time he was dangerous and there were 11 called fouls on Messi, out of 28. Out of this 11, Carvalho, Diarra all could have been send off, but for a ref trying his best to keep all 22 on the pitch.

    Those 15 minutes in the first half was brilliant. We watch that kind of a performance after long. Even in the second leg of copa, when we really tested Casillas, we were not this brilliant. Just that the ball wont go inside.

    To be very frank, I am little sad that we go into final, leaving a trail of all this f**** controversies. If we had won this leg clearly, that would have been better. Anyways.

    We need to get back our form for MU, hopefully. For anything, MU will not get tired like RM, trying to press us constantly for 90 minutes. Their spirit and stamina is excellent. We need to be at least 90% of our pre Xmas season.

  • Smitchell333

    As a neutral, or even historically leaning towards Barca, I must say that the pattern of diving and histrionic by Barca is shameful. There are millions of children watching and looking up to these players as role models. Is this the lesson that Barca wants niños to garner? That cheating is the best way to win?

    And it's NOT just a single event - no Barca players have made it a consistent pattern. Sergio's shame last year against Inter, Alves' simulation with Pepe (not even touched), Messi diving, the yelling and hair pulling by Barca players at any foul, etc, etc.

    Come on Barca, the niños are watching.

  • ak

    But it is a one-off incident. You instigate voilence, we dive. Inter did this in the first leg, Busqets exaggerated in the second. Real got away with a lot of it in the Copa final, Barca dived a lot in the CL first leg. I've not seen Barca dive in liga, nor in copa, nor in Champions, except when against Mou and his brand of anti-football. And even then it's only after they've crossed a limit.

    PS: There was contact from Pepe, i think we are all pretty clear on that.

  • Smitchell333

    "You instigate violence"

    See here is your problem - YOU biased. You think that I'm simply routing for Real Madrid? I am NOT. I am neutral and think Barca plays the better football, but think they should walk the walk rather than just talk the talk - "Mas que un Club??".

  • Ryan

    Or you could actually go see the stud marks on our players' legs to see the evidence of RM's violence. It's a bit hard to walk the walk when the opponent stomps on your legs and feet.

  • Rao

    Yes,I accept the fact that it is embarassing to,as a cule,see Alves,Busquets and Messi(I've rarely noticed him dive and I'm saying this by taking out my blaugrana glasses) playacting.And I have a query to ask you that is there ANY club who does not dive.Even THE slightest.I would stop commenting and ranting my head off if there is any.

  • Bob

    Hey, Messi doesn't dive. Ray says so.

    And i'd actually be more concerned about all them kiddos getting the idea that if you're getting outplayed, just turn to violence instead.

    But as Ade insinuates - i think the children are going to survive with their morals intact.

  • Won't somebody please think of the children?!

    No? Thinking of the children isn't what this game is all about? Right, then...

    Now, seriously, I can accept most accusations in your comment -even though I think that footballers are paid to play football, not be role-models- but when have you seen Messi dive?! I can remember at most *one* occasion, and I've been watching him for a bit...

  • Smitchell333

    Messi is more constrained than the rest of the Barca Acting Troupe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
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    Not diving, but poor sportsmanship and love the headbut
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    Drop the garbage and he's the best player in the world.

  • "But I am surprised that no media is highlighting the performance of Messi yesterday."

    How can they? Mourinho and his band of the persecuted sore losers suck all the air out of the room. The journalists have no ink left to talk about a quiet winner like Messi.

    Ade, you are a treasure. Even though I read your every word in the live chat (where you engage me under my stage name), it's great to get your considered thoughts here!

  • Mike Martin

    Mourinho got what he was after. By harping on the cards he kept Carvalho and possibly others on the field. He knew that RM needed to foul hard and often and he prepared the stage. It just wan't enough.

  • "But… was it because of Masche’s dive? Or was it because of Cristiano’s dive that led to Masche’s –still reprehensible- dive? Piqué touched –touched, not fouled- CRon, who went down, which prompted Masche falling like a game of demented dominoes.

    So, first to dive, first to lose?"

    THIS... my thoughts exactly...

    great review, Ade! yes, Abidal deserves a 10, if not 11...my MOTM... ;)

    WELCOME TO WEMBLEY, CULES!!! :D

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