The Cule Dictionary
By: Isaiah | December 11th, 2008
Thanks to several brilliant contributions in comments, I’ve decided to start the official Cule Dictionary. Specific thanks to readers Jason and Hawk for their contributions to this most important of topics. I’ll keep this as a link on the side (Dictionary) and I’ll add to it any time anyone comes up with another good definition.
Two notes before we get started: 1, feel free to take the image above and make it better. My photoshop skills end before smudging. 2. Feel free to help me out by actually knowing how to write the pronunciation guides (but I would appreciate it if they’re done in Spanish if they’re Spanish words, or in Catalan if they’re Catalan words).
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Camp Nou [Cahm no] n.
1. Heaven.
Clásico, el [el clah-see-co] n.
1. The most important day of the Cule calender (calendario de jornadas, Sp): When do we celebrate El Clásico this year, Papa?
Cule [Cu-lai] -s
n.
1. An FC Barcelona supporter
adj
2. Of or pertaining to cultured, intelligent thought: This novel made me think a lot, it’s very cule.
Culer -s
see Cule.
I
Iniesta [Ee-nee-es-ta]
v
1. Do something absolutely amazing and yet be unable to produce a final product. “Wow, that painting was awesome until he spilled paint all over it moments away from completion.”
2. Be ghostlike white.
M
Merengue [Me-RENG-ge] -s
n.
1. A follower of Real Madrid
inferior (adj):
1. lower in place or position; closer to the bottom
2. of comparatively low grade; poor in quality: This Budweiser is really merengue.
3. acting or performing in a way that is comparatively poor or mediocre.
naive (adj):
1. having or marked by a simple, unaffectedly direct style reflecting little or no formal training or technique: Your art is too, how do you say, merengue for this gallery.
Y
Yaya [YaYa']; -ed v.
1. To dominate completely and utterly; Not allowing to express one’s skills in football by closely marking and tackling: Raul was Yayaed during El Clásico and was unable to influence the game.
2. To terrify with physical dominance.
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By the way, my interview with Adam from OleOle is here. I haven’t had a chance to read it yet, but I’ll do so when I get home.
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yaya toure = game over
hehe yaya toure in me native mother-toungue of India basically translates to yaya “breaks”, no lie…..then again its not really surprising it is that way
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That’s fantastic, braapaap!
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we forgot reverse monumentitis
(n) a phenemonon in which a midfield player unexplicably believes that he is a forward.
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Man, the nerd level in this forum is sky rocketing with Kxevin gone.
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dont forget:
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SPF45 (esspee-eff fortee-fiyve)
n.1. andres iniesta: due to increibly pale skin that is almost transparent
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Camp Nou as pronounced in Catalan is: [Cahm-no] (the NO sounds like it is in English). You can listen to it here: http://forvo.com/word/camp_nou/
Merengue as pronounced in Spanish is: [Me-RENG-ge]
I hope that helps.
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Víctor Valdés: is when (largely due to lack of activity) the following happens:
1 – the mind is in a state very similar to coma.
2 – the body is very relaxed.
3 – an unbearable feeling of boredom.
usually leads to unpredicted errors and random actions that are hard to understand.Posted from
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Previous poster (you know who you are cause your post is missing), I’ve deleted your post because of inappropriate content.
Sexual orientation is not ever up for discussion on this board. Period. End of story. You’re more than welcome to continue posting here so long as you keep it clean. Making fun of Barça is not a big deal (and to some extent I think is very useful for defining ourselves), but please don’t take it over the top into personal insults.
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Thank you, Aintza, I will do that.
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