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By: Isaiah | August 4th, 2009

I declare Larm the winner of Caption This! Pt. 2 with a timely pop culture reference to heavy drinking. Congratulations!

So, now, do your thing below, kiddies.

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JC | August 4th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

Pique: “My Hero”
Puyol: I will count to 3, before I bitch slap you!!

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Mher | August 4th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

Puyol: Hey Yaya, i got me one too!

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Iggy (MBYM) | August 4th, 2009 at 8:30 pm

Puyol: “I don’t care if you had my old room in La Masia, I will not hug you”

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gv | August 4th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

Pique: you feel that? told you we had two YAYAs!

Carles: okey, i give up!

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eklavya | August 4th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

Poipoi’s one is the funniest!
Pep: aaand STRETCH!
*everyone at training stretches*
Pique: *jumps at Puyol*
Puyol: Wtf?
Pique: What?Aren’t you supposed to do like this? This is how Rooney learned to pounce on his markers!
Puyol:…

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El Jefe | August 4th, 2009 at 9:28 pm

And nine months later, the world’s ultimate Center Back was born…

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El Jefe | August 4th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

Dios mio, NOOO!!! Please don’t make me run wind sprints with Alves!

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fcbfan | August 5th, 2009 at 12:25 am

my vote goestopoipoi!

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fcbfan | August 5th, 2009 at 12:30 am

OT: goal com bs post of the day:

“So far in the pre-season Jeffren has played all seven matches and has scored two goals — the first against Fiorentina and the second against Red Bull New
York. The Barca squad will be packed up front, but should Jeffren break through and earn a first team spot, he could challenge an aging Thierry Henry on
the left flank.”

I mean, what? LMAO!

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Jnice | August 5th, 2009 at 12:51 am

LOL at goal. That’s why I just looked at names and didn’t bother to read that article in depth. Stupid Spanish Inquisitions.

Always ends with a “yadda yadda will be tough, but should so and so happen, it could be great blah blah.”

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Jnice | August 5th, 2009 at 12:59 am

Oh and, I watched the Sounders-Chelsea match two weeks ago or whenever it was, and I was dreading having to watch Barça play on that turf. The didn’t look like it was moving right and there is always the injury factor. So, I was glad to read on EMD that before accepting to play Seattle, Pep made sure they would lay down grass for the match, which I think they did only two days ago in a similar process to how grass was layed at the Camp Nou after the U2 concert.

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Larm | August 5th, 2009 at 1:27 am

the sounders chelsea game was real grass

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Jnice | August 5th, 2009 at 1:31 am

Just read that, but I read that it wasn’t perfect or something. I don’t know, but to me and my friend the field looked very weird. The ball just didn’t seem to be moving right and we were wondering why if it was turf, the ball was slowing down. Makes sense that it was grass.

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eklavya | August 5th, 2009 at 1:57 am

Goal.com didn’t even include Muniesa!
BTW I got the Goal.com job
http://www.goal.com/en/news/2526/goalcom-talent-search/2009/08/05/1419230/goalcom-talent-search-eklavya-offside-barca-fan-wins

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Ramzi | August 5th, 2009 at 2:54 am

I read the intro of that link eklavya.

“Do you think you have what it takes to write for Goal.com UK? “

Anyone else find this question more hilarious than all the funny comments written on this “Caption this!” page?

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eklavya | August 5th, 2009 at 3:11 am

Puyol: how did you convince Sir Alex to let you go?
Pique: Meuh, I just told him I missed my mom to who I used to hug like this.Somehow after that Sir Alex never came close to me.Maybe It’s just my natural charms…
Puyol: So I gathered…

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Isaiah | August 5th, 2009 at 3:30 am

El jefe’s nine months joke is good. Me like that one too.

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eklavya | August 5th, 2009 at 3:35 am

Isaiah you got Hectored.

I just noticed that I hadn’t got the full joke of El jefe..nice once!

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Luka | August 5th, 2009 at 3:52 am

‘I love you pa! I love you too Cletus!’

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Kxevin | August 5th, 2009 at 5:38 am

So poipoi wins by acclamation?

Mher came in with a late killer, too, for those who remember The Yaya carrying his Bojan Doll.

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eklavya | August 5th, 2009 at 6:00 am

Yes poipoi wins =)

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Söderström | August 5th, 2009 at 9:23 am

Hey, can´t you also write what – not only who – won in the post?

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poipoi | August 5th, 2009 at 10:34 am

did I win? omg… this is such a honour, seriously. I want to thank the founders of the blog, the voters, the offside academy, Gerard, Carles and all the “culé” family!

visca el barça:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzStwnfwHqw

what did I win?

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Kxevin | August 5th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Da winnah (text):

pique: oh sh*t! there’s a flea in the grass carles!!!!
carles: how many times do I have to tell you gerard…that’s your mate! we call him Lionel

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poipoi | August 6th, 2009 at 6:56 am

I thought the “carrots” one was funnier

btw… what a game by xavier hernandez yesterday. can he get any better?

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