Holy Blaugrana Batman!

It’s back! That’s right, the Barcelona blog has finally come out of hiding with a new look. From now on, the best blog on The Offside will be covered by a multi-headed Barcelona blogging chimera. Well, at least that’s what Daryl would have you believe. Yes, it’s true that this team has multiple heads, but thankfully we are entirely separate from each other. Though, it remains to be seen if some members of this new team are actually human and not some multi-animal hybrid.

Oh, speaking of the members. We’ve assembled six members of varying talents and charisma. Without further ado, here’s a 30 second propaganda advert on each:

Joan: Who completely failed to submit a small introductory paragraph about himself (way to go, Joan). Or, perhaps Joan is just inclined to live the life of mystery. Not much is known about Joan, aside from a few tidbits: He once predicted a Madrid win in an El Clasico encounter – the same one in which Barcelona steamrolled to a tune of 6-2. Poor pessimist, or brilliant reverse psychologist? You be the judge. Luckily, Joan has an extensive vocabulary and will certainly win your hearts with his articles.

Cameron:

I am honored and humbled to join The Offside team. Such a prestigious website I thought I’d never be a regular contributor, let alone help to head up one of the most awesome, supremely virtuous, cunning, many other adjectives blog on the web. My name is Cameron Zinsou, I’m a college senior at the University of North Texas, in which I am majoring in history. Hopefully when I graduate in May, I’ll be joining the military history program at UNT. I am an voracious Barcelona afficinado, and can never get my fill. A year from now, I plan on traveling to Barcelona, and of which later on I hope to live there? Becoming a socio is something I’ve contemplated for the future, as well. I will follow the club to the end of my days (and on a college student’s daily ration, this may be soon).

Adelaida: Not exactly one keen on introductions, as it reminds her of the new-kid-at-school syndrome, she’s kept her details short and straightforward. Adelaida Cubides has been a Barça fan since childhood. She’s prone to expounding on tactical aspects of the team at the slightest provocation and consistently cherishes those Barça titles more than any personal achievements. Oh, almost forgot. She says she’s most definitely not bringing a feminine touch to this blog. Sorry boys, keep looking.

Ramzi: Oh, that’s a familiar name. One that some of you long-time Offside readers may remember. Yes, we’ve somehow managed to nick Ramzi from the free agent pool to help contribute with this blog. You can look forward to his comments like old times and you can rub your hands in excitement for all the midweek Champions League match previews that he’ll be producing.

Bram Hubbell:

Over the last ten years, I have become an avid Barça fan. I was first attracted to the team because of the style of football the team played. I quickly fell in love with the team-oriented passing game. As I learned more about the history of the team, I appreciated the team even more. Barça has a rich history tied to the politics of Spain and Barcelona, which resonated with the historian in me. When I’m not watching Barça, I’m teaching history in NYC, traveling, or practicing yoga. In my travels throughout Asia and the Middle East, I’ve watched Barça games in just about every situation imaginable and made many friends based on a shared passion for the team. Given my background, my contributions to the Barcelona Offside will be of a more historical bent. I hope to share a little of Barça’s history with other fans.

Pedro: No, not that Pedro. I know, i know, sorry to disappoint. I foolishly decided to pursue other promising and exciting avenues of life instead of being a footballer. Apparently walking on those promising and exciting avenues of life has lead me here as part of this Barça blogging team. You’ll mostly see my name attributed to articles that no one else wants to do and in the liveblog match chats. So, if you happen to be perusing the site when there’s a weekend Barça event, drop by and say hello in the liveblog. I promise, I won’t bite. Though, i can’t speak on behalf of the others so it’s best to bring sacrificial offerings just to be safe.

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