

La Liga Preview: FC Barcelona vs Zaragoza, Or, Small Leaps Before The Big Ones
By: Ade C. | March 4th, 2011You’re all pumped up about this match, aren’t you? After the gruelling win over the third-ranked team in La Liga (and one of the few teams able to reduce us to a piddly 50-something % possession), and with the Match That Must Not Be Named Unless You Want Me To Start Biting My Nails Already, You Horrible Person You, coming on Tuesday, a match at the Camp Nou against Zaragoza is exactly what the doctor would have ordered if he weren’t busy treating Pep for his bad back.
Pep made a deal with the Gods of Football to take the next injury destined for a Barça player... now, he wishes he'd known it was Jeffren.
But if we’re going to face this match without our coach, our first-choice keeper and our Captain, we have the consolation that Jeffren has finally been cleared by the Barça medical staff, after only six weeks out with a dislocated shoulder… and that Zaragoza are, if anything, worse off in terms of holes in their squad than us: Braulio, Lafita, Leo Franco and Boutahar are all injured, while Ponzio, Gabi and Contini are suspended.
The Javier Aguirre-led Zaragoza sit in the 15 position in La Liga table right now, after digging themselves out of the relegation spots, and then going back down again to flirt with danger. They don’t have much of a form away from home, but just a couple of days ago they tamed the tough Athletic de Bilbao to come back to a hyper-valuable 2-1 win, so they aren’t exactly harmless, either. One can’t help but imagine, though, that the absences on their squad, coupled with the sinking feeling of having to play against the best team in La Liga right now (a team that’s hungry for points and moral reassurances before they face a series of really tought games) might leave them a touch subdued.
'Against Saturday's opponent, a glass of whisky and then to sleep.' (true quote!)
And what about Barça? Well, we aren’t exactly free from concerns right now. Not only is Pep in hospital being treated for a slipped disc (and in the hands of the same doctor that treated ‘Pipita’ Higuaín, yuck!), but VV is still deep in recovery, Puyol continues to be injured (though he has started doing part of his training with the team, and his disciple Piqué said that, if he had to bet, he’d bet Puyol would make if for Tuesday’s match), and Pinto suffered from a small muscle tear in the Valencia match, though he should be ready for Saturday (you wouldn’t believe how little work the Barça goalies get if you judged from the injuries).
Moreover, we have the card situation. Mascherano, Messi, Busquets and VV are all on four yellow cards each, meaning that the next time they have a card-worthy disagreement with a ref, they’re going to have to sit a match out… and, looking at our schedule, there isn’t really a good time for that. We have Sevilla away next weekend, Getafe at home after that, then Villarreal at El Madrigal, then Almería at home… and then El Clásico (full season schedule here). Can crucial players like Messi -who so far has got yellow cards for a) wishing his mum a happy birthday, b) taking a FK too fast, c) arguing with the ref, and d) arguing with the ref again- or Busquets -whose yellow cards are more of the ‘I’ll tackle you until you can’t feel your feet’ school- schedule their suspensions for easier matches (in theory, at least) like Getafe or Almería? Should they? What are we going to do if we have to face The Yellow Submarine or the bunch of whiny divers from Sevilla without Messi to bail us out with a great goal at the same time that everyone’s calling him selfish and saying he’s not playing well?
So many questions…
Like, how can Busi and Messi have the same amount of yellow cards?
But let’s turn our thoughts back to this Saturday. We had a very tough match on Wednesday. We’ll have a very tough match on Tuesday, during which we’ll have to try and pull together a remuntada. Our Mastermind is just coming out of an injury. Our coach might not be there, high on pain meds, to make up confusing formations on the spur of the moment. Our star player seems… off. What’s a great team to do?
I’ll tell you what I’d do if I were Pep. I’d play Milito. No, shut up, I’m not high on pain meds like Pep, listen to me. Piqué won’t be able to play on Tuesday, and we don’t know if sheer willpower will be enough to see Puyol make it. Busi has been great as a CB when he’s had to, but if we play him there against Arsenal, we’ll have to risk Masche and his card-winning ways as DM. And hey, if Adriano and Keita have both come back from mediocre perfomances to carry off MOTM awards in their reapparances on the starting XI, then maybe Milito can come back and be… passable. Not a menace to our tranquility. Or something.
And then Abidal could get some rest, and be world-saving on Tuesday. Busi could get a rest too, after his great work against Valencia (and thus, he could NOT get a card and be ready against Sevilla, unless Pinto’s taught him how to get carded from the bench). Iniesta could also do with some time to put his feet up. Heck, even Villa can get a rest from being offside.
Pinto
Alves- Piqué – Milito – Adriano
Mascherano
Xavi – Keita
Pedrito – Messi – Afellay
Since everyone (but me) has been complaining over Maxwell and oooh’ing over Adriano, this is the chance to see if we can trust him against a probably Walcott-less Arsenal on Tuesday. And it’s either Afellay, or Bojan (or Jeffren, but we don’t want him to break again so soon) in the rotation for the front three, and I think the answer is clear on that one…
… so, what do you think? Who’d you like to see play tomorrow? Do you think these will be easy three points, or a deceiving tie like Sporting or Hércules?
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