Comments on: Quickies: Crisis! (again?), Bojan looking for work, Guti talking smack

By: Rupert

Rupert — Wed, 16 May 2007 11:29:37 +0000

I’d be inclined to take Guti more seriously if he hadn’t dates a transvestive — for several MONTHS! — before realizing he was not dating a woman … True story.

By: Isaiah

Isaiah — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:10:32 +0000

Martha, “damn” all you want, but I see nothing beyond the Barcelona comments, naturally. I don’t care about Guti’s personal problems any more than I care about any other athletes personal life (that is, I don’t care at all), but I do care about his hair. God. Ugly. Even now. Maybe it’s just that at one time it was uglier and now it’s better, but I can’t forgive him. Probably not ever.

I’m a cold-hearted jerk, apparently.

By: Clint

Clint — Tue, 15 May 2007 19:00:21 +0000

Guti went to Darren Fletcher’s barber. Who, coincidentally, was once Billy Ray Cyrus’s barber.

By: Martha

Martha — Tue, 15 May 2007 18:26:52 +0000

You know, when Guti had that mental patient haircut (you know the one, short on the sides, long in the back, confused expression in front), I was the queen of mocking him. But now? I don’t know if it’s me or him, but damn.

None of which makes his evil, hard-hearted criticism of Barca more valid, I’m just sayin.

By: Isaiah

Isaiah — Tue, 15 May 2007 17:25:56 +0000

Clint, I would definitely be interested in your articles! More than happy to edit, fact check or whatever you need. Email me anything you’d like at The Offside.

By: Clint

Clint — Tue, 15 May 2007 16:48:04 +0000

I’m ready with my “the Rapids are losers!” articles – they’ll all be going up the moment Colorado drops to second place in the west.

I wanna write a couple short history posts about Barca (my favorite non-English club in the world) – would you be interested in ‘em?