Schizo Delight: Atlético Madrid-Barcelona Preview

By: kage | February 24th, 2012
   

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Jekyll, meet Hyde; Hyde, this is Jekyll.

How do you preview a game between two sides that both alternate between flip and flop? Barcelona, of course, have an other-worldly record at home (unbeaten, with a goal difference of 50 to 4) and have pretty much embodied the word mediocre on the road (more draws than wins; just a plus-five goal differential; the last three games on the road in Spain have brought two draws and a loss). They’ve whupped up on European heavyweights like Bayer Leverkusen and Milan away, but chomped on the ashes of defeat at Osasuna and Getafe.

But if Barcelona seems like a study in paradox, check out Atlético Madrid on the far side of the jump.

Inconsistency, thy name is Atlético.  For years they’ve marshaled superhuman efforts (particularly against Barcelona in the Vicente Calderon) and coupled them with evenings spent lying belly up (especially against Real Madrid), sitting just quietly under a cork tree and smelling the flowers.  The monster named Atlético has beaten Barcelona three times in the past four years, including an amazing 4-3 fightback win three years ago; the flower-smelling Atlético has not won over the EE since the autumn of1999 – a pathetic run of 23 straight games.  Lots of flowers to smell in Madrid, apparently.

Atlético ready themselves for Real Madrid

Atlético ready themselves for Real Madrid

This season the Atlético schizophrenia has abided by the calendar.  They stunk up most of the autumn of 2011, and then hired their former player Diego Simeone as 2012 began.

Guardiola & Simeone, back in the day (FCB Archive)

Guardiola & Simeone, back in the day (FCB Archive)

Immediately Simeone’s team began climbing back up the table, so they are now just a single point from a Champions’ League place.  This week they dismissed Lazio in the Europa League handily, with a 4-1 aggregate.  Since Simeone arrived, in fact, they haven’t lost in seven league matches, and have only only conceded a single goal in those seven games.  This does not resemble the Atlético of yore: recent Atlético-Barca dogfights have averaged five goals a game since Pep arrived in Barcelona.  What does resemble Atlético is the presence of a couple of blazing strikers — Radamel Falcao, the wonderboy from Porto, and Adrian Lopez.

So it’s an open and shut case.  The 2012 Atlético Jekyll beats the road-ridden Barcelona Hyde.  Looks like an easy one to predict, son.

But I’m here to tell you that Barca is going to win, and not for simply contrarian reasons.  Barca has been troubled all year by a plague of injuries and by the draining ravages of schedule.  But this week it’s Atlético who have to face those problems.  Their midfield creator Diego tore a muscle (sound familiar, Barca fans?) in Sunday’s draw against Sporting Gijon; defender Antonio Lopez and midfielder Arda Turan are also injured.  And Atlético had to play a Thursday night Europa League game just three days before they will take on Barca.  Admittedly, Adrian played only an hour, and Falcao a half-hour, but I still maintain that the team will be tired by the second half.

Meanwhile, Barcelona rested for an entire week.  When Barca has time to prepare for a game, physically and mentally, they are an entirely different team.  All but one of Barcelona’s Liga losses and draws have come after a midweek game, the single exception being a draw in the second game of the year (and even that one was less than five days after the first).  When they have time to rest and focus, Barca produces performances like… the past couple of Champions’ League finals, where they are the best team in the world.

And there’s one more reason for confidence.  Barca’s on a small roll, having outclassed Bayer Leverkusen and Valencia.  Which means, of course, that we’ve had sightings of the Caped Crusader.

Who was that Masked Boy?

Who was that Masked Boy?

Don’t tell me; you guessed.

Leo Messi has splashed out five goals in two games, spraying diamonds around the green green grass.  When Leo plays especially well, you can throw out all the other analysis, especially mine.  So what I’m saying is that the Caped Crusader will strike again; all our yesterdays at the Vicente Calderon may have lighted fools the way to dusty death, but those tales of sound and fury will signify nothing, this time.  Ya hoid it here first: another hat trick for Leo is coming, with most of the damage in the second half.

When he's happy, we're happy

When he's happy, we're happy

Now for a short lineup discussion – keep it short because Pep never listens to me anyway.  (How do you turn up the volume here?)

Xavi has had a nice long rest, and will be back.  Both Alves and Mascherano had to sit against Valencia, so I’d expect them back against Atlético.  The curly Captain’s played an incredible amount lately; the club website tells us that he’s started 8 games in a row, and 16 of the last 18 matches.  (In fact, he hasn’t started this many games in a row since the start of the 2008-09 season.)  Time for him to sit, I think, though he’s playing great.  I guess the question mark is Fabregas, who seemed to have a little falling-out with Guardiola last game; I’ll guess he doesn’t play.

So here’s my best guess: Valdes; Alves, Pique, Mascherano, Abidal; Busquets, Xavi, Iniesta; Pedro (though I’d wish for Tello), Messi, and Alexis.   With Tello, Thiago, and Keita coming on for the last 20-30 minutes.

Last word belongs to Don Andres: “We just have to carry on enjoying Messi…”

Yes.  We’ll just have to do that.


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  • Ronnie Shaw

    The Offside is all but dead. Did everyone move to SB Nation or something?

  • Ronnie Shaw

    Atlético Madrid will win 2-1. A lovely Falcao brace will once and for all end Barcelona's impossible task of catching Real Madrid. Puta barça, puta barça eh eh!!

  • Natasha

    Good prediction, just the wrong way 'round ;)

  • Kageglantz

     Now now, Ronnie.  Nobody is a puta here, unless all professional athletes are, since they sell their services (often to the highest bidder). 

    Your prediction is the obvious one, given the recent Atletico record and Barca's road record, though 1-0 would be more obvious, because Atletico hasn't scored much lately.  But let's see if Leo has a retort for you.

  • fcbfandrivel

    Lovely preview, Kage. Great read.

  • There's no turning back now. This has been a strange season so far, with many unfortunate injuries and strange refereeing decisions, all favouring the team from the Spanish capital. We have even seen Mou5555inho waiting by the referee's car at the Camp Nou

  • checkitout

    no falling out....i thought it was joking the whole time
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
    cesc was laughing as he walked away.

  • Helge

    Nice review, and I would take your prediction of a Messi hattrick with a big smile.

    BUT be warned... I personally have learned from the recent Atletico matches, they are absolutely unpredictable. Good or bad shape of team A or B does not matter.

    It can go either way, although I would like to think that the advantage is on our side due to Atletic's EL match vs Lazio. However that was an easy match which didn't cost Atleti much effort or energy. Lazio's in a downfall, their coach wanted to retire but the club officials didn't allow it. They did not even try to turn the 1-3 around.

    There's only one thing that is for sure:
    They'll hand another victory to Real Madrid, whereas they will at least try to beat us.

  • Kageglantz

    Hey Helge -- unpredictability is pretty much A.Madrid's modus operandi.  But in this case I would say that a hefty loss would be less predictable than a 1-0 win.

  • fabregas had a falling out with Cesc? poor guy haha. good stuff though, would love three more from messi.

  • Kageglantz

     Thanks.  Fixed it.

  • fcbfandrivel

    Not that it was really a fallout though. Apparently Cesc joked about how the third goal took a long time in coming, and Pep retorted it wouldn't have been if they had converted one of the thousand chances they had according to Revista folks.

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